Watermelon, my beloved watermelon, why have you forsaken me?
I have always loved you. You have always been my favorite fruit. And now you turn on me. Why? Why did you do this?
As I was cutting up my latest watermelon yesterday, Sarah was nipping at my heals, begging for watermelon bites. So I gave her some. And then I gave her some more. And some more. And some more. She loved every bite of it.
And now? Now Sarah won't stop pooping the most foul poops ever and her tushy is the brightest red ever. Her rash is awful. It is so out of control and I am trying everything possible to stop if before it gets worse.
So today I have turned to Sarah's beloved Bananas. Today she has eaten bananas and more bananas and more bananas. I am trying to stop those poops. And I then need to fix that tushy.
Oh, watermelon, why have you done this to me?
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